Just letting you know that the book, “Understanding Women”, is now out in paperback.
All posts tagged Wisdom
New Book Release
Posted by John Mills on October 23, 2014
https://funstuffpeoplesendme.wordpress.com/2014/10/23/new-book-release%e2%80%8f/
Your Daily Smile
Posted by John Mills on October 15, 2014
https://funstuffpeoplesendme.wordpress.com/2014/10/15/your-daily-smile/
Need A Laugh Today?
Posted by John Mills on October 12, 2014
https://funstuffpeoplesendme.wordpress.com/2014/10/12/need-a-laugh-today%e2%80%8f/
Directions to Heaven
Your smile for the day…. just had to forward this one
A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery store. As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked, “Son, can you tell me where the Post Office is?”
The little boy replied, “Sure! Just go straight down this street a coupla blocks and turn to your right.”
The man thanked the boy kindly and said, “I’m the new pastor in town. I’d like for you to come to church on Sunday…I’ll show you how to get to Heaven.”
The little boy replied with a chuckle. “You’re bullshitting me, right? You don’t even know the way to the Post Office!”
Posted by John Mills on October 10, 2014
https://funstuffpeoplesendme.wordpress.com/2014/10/10/directions-to-heaven%e2%80%8f/
She Had 4 Husbands
The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time.
The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband’s occupation.. “He’s a funeral director,” she answered. “Interesting,” the newsman thought…
He then asked her if she wouldn’t mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living. She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years. After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she had first married a banker when she was in her 20’s, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40’s, and a preacher when in her 60’s, and now – in her 80’s – a funeral director. The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers.
(Wait for it)
She smiled and explained, “I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go.”
(Oh, just hush-up and send this one on to somebody who needs a laugh.)
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Posted by John Mills on October 8, 2014
https://funstuffpeoplesendme.wordpress.com/2014/10/08/she-had-4-husbands%e2%80%8f/
dumbrella
Posted by John Mills on October 3, 2014
https://funstuffpeoplesendme.wordpress.com/2014/10/03/dumbrella/
Old Smiles
Wisdom From Grandpa
It Is Hard To Understand How A Cemetery Raised Its Burial Rates;
And Blamed It On The Cost Of ‘Living’.
Remember…..
If You Haven’t Got A Smile On Your Face And Laughter In Your Heart,
Then You Are Just A Sour Old Fart!
“Have A Great Day, Unless You’ve Made Other Plans!”
Posted by John Mills on September 18, 2014
https://funstuffpeoplesendme.wordpress.com/2014/09/18/old-smiles/
Four Worms in Church
Four Worms in Church
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(Four worms and a lesson to be learned !!!) A Minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a container of alcohol. The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup. The fourth worm was put into a container of good, clean soil. At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results: The first worm in alcohol … Dead.
The third worm in chocolate syrup … Dead.
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Posted by John Mills on August 25, 2014
https://funstuffpeoplesendme.wordpress.com/2014/08/25/four-worms-in-church/
Men’s Brains Vs Women’s Brains.
Posted by John Mills on August 18, 2014
https://funstuffpeoplesendme.wordpress.com/2014/08/18/mens-brains-vs-womens-brains/
Something to think about
2 Tough Questions
Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who
were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had
syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?
Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.
Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.
Here are the facts about the three candidates. Who would you vote for?
Candidate A
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist
He’s had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10
martinis a day.
Candidate B
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in
college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
Candidate C
He is a decorated war hero. He’s a vegetarian, doesn’t smoke, drinks an
occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.
Which of these candidates would be our choice?
Decide first… no peeking, then scroll down for the response.
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Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.
And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question:
If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.
Pretty interesting isn’t it? Makes a person think before judging someone.
Posted by John Mills on August 13, 2014
https://funstuffpeoplesendme.wordpress.com/2014/08/13/something-to-think-about/
Funny and Interesting Stuff People Have Sent Me 