What one can do with time on your hands.‏

Be sure to have your sound on, too.  This is fun!

 This is pretty wild, check out the whole thing.Just click on the link below, click on play, then leave the mouse alone. Then sit back and enjoy a piece of creative brilliance. Somebody spent A LOT of time here and obviously had too much time on their hands!
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The Spin Queen

Judy Wallman, a professional genealogical researcher, discovered that Hillary Clinton’s great-great uncle, Remus Rodham, was hanged for horse stealing and train robbery in Montana in1889.The only known photograph of Remus shows him standing on the gallows. On the back of the picture is this inscription: “Remus Rodham; horse thief, sent to Montana Territorial Prison 1885, escaped 1887, robbed the Montana Flyer six times. Caught by Pinkerton detectives, convicted and hanged in 1889.” 

Judy Wallman e-mailed Hillary Clinton for comments. Hillary’s staff responded with the following biographical sketch as they saw it:

“Remus Rodham was a famous cowboy in the MontanaTerritory. His business empire grew to include acquisition of valuable equestrian assets and intimate dealings with the Montana railroad. Beginning in 1883, he devoted several years of his life to service at a government facility, finally taking leave to resume his dealings with the railroad. In 1887 , he was a key player in a vital investigation run by the renowned Pinkerton Detective Agency. In 1889, Remus passed away during an important civic function held in his honor when the platform upon which he was standing collapsed.” 

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Grand Canyon Photographer‏

Take a deep breath and look at this one. He is I think a candidate for the Darwin Awards Grand Canyon Photographer

This is a case of a photographer photographing another photographer. The following pictures were taken by Hans van de Vorst from the Netherlands at the Grand Canyon, Arizona. The descriptions are his own. The identity of the photographer in the photos is unknown.

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I was simply stunned seeing this guy standing on this solitary rock in the Grand Canyon.

The canyon’s depth is 900 meters here. The rock on the right is next to the canyon and safe.

Watching this guy on his thong sandals, with a camera and a tripod I asked myself 3 questions:

1. How did he climb that rock?

2. Why not take that sunset picture from that rock to the right, which is perfectly safe?

3. How will he get back?

After the sun set behind the canyon’s horizon he packed his things (having only one hand available) and prepared himself for the jump. This took about 2 minutes.  At that point he had the full attention of the crowd.

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This is the point of no return.
After that, he jumped on his thong sandals…
The canyon’s depth is 900 meters (3,000 feet) here.

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Now you can see that the adjacent rock is higher so he tried to land lower, which is quite steep and tried to use his one hand to grab the rock.

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We’ve come to the end of this story. Look carefully at the photographer.
He has a camera, a tripod and also a plastic bag, all on his shoulder or in his left hand. Only his right hand is available to grab the rock and the weight of his stuff is a problem.
He lands low on his flip flops, both his right hand and right foot slip away…

At that moment I take this shot. He pushes his body against the rock. He waits for a few seconds, throws his stuff on the rock, climbs and walks away. Presumably to a bathroom to change his shorts.



Traffic Question‏

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Most men will get this right!

Q:
  You are driving along a narrow two lane road with a NO PASSING sign posted, and you come upon a bicycle rider. Do you:

               (a) Follow this slow-moving bicycle rider for the next 2 miles, or

              (b) Do you break the law and pass?

 

Which is the correct choice?

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 A:Why take unnecessary risks and get a  ticket?    
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Logic

Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead.

The first went in to see the counselor, who told him to take math, history, and logic.

“What’s logic?” the first redneck asked.

The professor answered, “Let me give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?”

“I sure do.”

“Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard,” replied the professor.

“That’s real good!” said the redneck.

The professor continued, “Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also own a house.”

Impressed, the redneck said, “Amazing!”

“And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife.”

“That’s Betty Mae! This is incredible!”

The redneck was catching on.

“Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual,” said the professor.

“You’re absolutely right! Why that’s the most fascinatin’ thing I ever heard! I cain’t wait to take that logic class!”

The redneck, proud of the new world opening up to him, walked back into the hallway where his friend was still waiting.

“So what classes are ya takin’?” asked the friend.

“Math, history, and logic!” replied the first redneck.

“What in tarnation is logic?” asked his friend.

“Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weed eater?” asked the first redneck.

“No,” his friend replied.

“You’re queer, ain’t ya?”

Four Worms in Church

Four Worms in Church

(Four worms and a lesson to be learned !!!)

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A Minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.

The fourth worm was put into a container of good, clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol Dead.

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The second worm in cigarette smoke Dead.

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The third worm in chocolate syrup Dead.

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The fourth worm in good, clean soil
 Alive .

So the Minister asked the congregation, “What did you learn from this demonstration?”
 


Maxine was sitting in the back and quickly raised her hand and said,
 
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“As long as you drink, smoke, and eat chocolate, you won’t have worms!” 

That pretty much ended the service !!

Just Askin!‏

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The Hotel Bill

An elderly lady decided to give herself a big treat for her significant birthday by staying overnight in one of London’s most expensive hotels.

When she checked out next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $250.00.

She exploded and demanded to know why the charge was so high. “It’s a nice hotel but the rooms certainly aren’t worth $250.00 for just an overnight stop without even breakfast.” 

The clerk told her that $250.00 is the ‘standard rate’ so she insisted on speaking to the Manager.

The Manager appeared and forewarned by the desk clerk announced: “the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference centre which are available for use.” 
‘But I didn’t use them,” she said. 
”Well, they are here, and you could have,” explained the Manager.

He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel shows for which the hotel is famous. “We have the best entertainers from Edinburgh, Glasgow, and Aberdeen performing here,” the Manager said.

“But I didn’t go to any of those shows,” she said. 
“Well, we have them, and you could have,” the Manager replied.

No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied, “But I didn’t use it!”

The Manager was unmoved, so she decided to pay, wrote a cheque and gave it to the Manager. 

The Manager was surprised when he looked at the cheque. “But madam, this cheque is only made out for $50.00.” ”That’s correct. I charged you $200.00 for sleeping with me,” she replied.

“But I didn’t!” exclaims the very surprised Manager.

“Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have.”