Fake Book Covers on the Subway

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Have  a wonderful day and  laugh often


Don’t  compare your life to  others’.
You have  no idea what their journey is all  about

We all  need a laugh.

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Send this on to  your good friends who are so lucky to have YOU  for a friend

COFFEE MORNING IN ROME

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Smile While You Still Have Teeth

An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, “Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan.  This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this.  Now, I want the party who said this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family.”

No one moved.  The preacher continued, “Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood?  Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory.  Now stand and confess your transgression.”  Again, all was quiet.

Then, slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop a runaway train, rose from the third pew.  Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke,  “Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding.  I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan.  I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets.” 

The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the congregation roared.


Life is short,


Give me an Amen brothers and sisters!

Just In Time For Christmas – A Turkey Tip

TO ALL MY FRIENDS THAT LIKE TO BE CREATIVE OVER THE HOLIDAYS !! 
 Cut a lemon in half and place under the skin of the turkey before roasting for
A Christmas meal the family will still be talking about next year !
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FIRST CHRISTMAS GREETING

You have been chosen to receive the blessing of the Snow Fairy.

The Snow Fairy can bring you good fortune for one whole year.

May YOU be blessed by his good deeds…..

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You must pass the Snow Fairy

to 7 people within 60 seconds

to receive your one year blessing….

HURRY!

Lady Dentist

A man goes to a female dentist to have a tooth extracted.

She pulled out a large syringe to give an anaesthesia shot.

“No way, no needles! I hate needles!” the man exclaimed.

So she started to hook up the nitrous oxide tank, and the man said, “I can’t do the gas thing.
Just the thought of having a mask on my face suffocates me!

The dentist then asked the patient if he had any objections to taking a pill.

“No,” he says, “I’m fine with pills.”

So the dentist gave him two little blue pills and he swallowed them.

“What are those?” he asked.

“Viagra,” she replied.

“I’ll be damned,” said the patient, “I didn’t know Viagra worked as a pain killer.”

“It doesn’t,” said the dentist, “But it will give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth.”

Traffic Question‏

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Most men will get this right!

Q:
  You are driving along a narrow two lane road with a NO PASSING sign posted, and you come upon a bicycle rider. Do you:

               (a) Follow this slow-moving bicycle rider for the next 2 miles, or

              (b) Do you break the law and pass?

 

Which is the correct choice?

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Hanging Naked Men‏

Bet you don’t have these growing in the garden.

The flower is called Hanging Naked Men!

 
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It is called Orchids Italica, or The Naked Man Orchid.
They come in all sorts of shapes and, umm… sizes.
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