All posts tagged Naughty
Posted by John Mills on April 11, 2016
Have a wonderful day and laugh often
Don’t compare your life to others’.
You have no idea what their journey is all about
We all need a laugh.
Send this on to your good friends who are so lucky to have YOU for a friend
Posted by John Mills on February 12, 2016
An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, “Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who said this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family.”
No one moved. The preacher continued, “Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression.” Again, all was quiet.
Then, slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop a runaway train, rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, “Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets.”
The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the congregation roared.
Life is short,
Give me an Amen brothers and sisters!
Posted by John Mills on February 18, 2015
Posted by John Mills on December 21, 2014
You have been chosen to receive the blessing of the Snow Fairy.
The Snow Fairy can bring you good fortune for one whole year.
May YOU be blessed by his good deeds…..
You must pass the Snow Fairy
to 7 people within 60 seconds
to receive your one year blessing….
Posted by John Mills on November 22, 2014
A man goes to a female dentist to have a tooth extracted.
She pulled out a large syringe to give an anaesthesia shot.
“No way, no needles! I hate needles!” the man exclaimed.
So she started to hook up the nitrous oxide tank, and the man said, “I can’t do the gas thing.
Just the thought of having a mask on my face suffocates me!
The dentist then asked the patient if he had any objections to taking a pill.
“No,” he says, “I’m fine with pills.”
So the dentist gave him two little blue pills and he swallowed them.
“What are those?” he asked.
“Viagra,” she replied.
“I’ll be damned,” said the patient, “I didn’t know Viagra worked as a pain killer.”
“It doesn’t,” said the dentist, “But it will give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth.”
Posted by John Mills on October 25, 2014
Most men will get this right!
Q: You are driving along a narrow two lane road with a NO PASSING sign posted, and you come upon a bicycle rider. Do you:
(a) Follow this slow-moving bicycle rider for the next 2 miles, or
(b) Do you break the law and pass?
Posted by John Mills on August 27, 2014
Posted by John Mills on August 3, 2014
Bet you don’t have these growing in the garden.
The flower is called Hanging Naked Men!
Posted by John Mills on July 14, 2014