A New Year’s wish for You and Yours…

A New Year’s wish for You and Yours…

A New Years Wish_001

May you get a clean bill of health from your dentist, your ophthalmologist, your psychiatrist, your cardiologist, your urologist, your proctologist, your gynecologist, your podiatrist, your plumber, and income your tax auditor.

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May your hair, your teeth, your face-lift, your love handles, your breasts, and your stocks never fall, and may your blood pressure, your triglycerides, your cholesterol, your white blood count, your weight, and your property  assessments never increase.

May you be sensitive to the needs of others and may you create within yourself a balance of your own needs. May you laugh at yourself and realize if you were supposed to touch your toes while exercising, the Lord would have placed them further up, and may you realize the reason so many people take up jogging is to hear heavy breathing again.

May what you see in the mirror delight you and what others see in you delight them. May someone love you enough to accept and forgive your faults and be blind to your blemishes, and tell the whole world about your
virtues.

May you live in a world at peace, with an awareness of the beauty of every sunset, every flower, every puppy’s lick, and every wonderful astonishing beat of your own heart.

If by laughter, I can cause you to wipe one tear from your cheek, that is my only reward. Above all, may you continue to smile, may your life be filled with laughter, and may you never forget the words found in the Book of Proverbs

“A gloomy spirit rots the bones; but a merry heart is like good medicine.”

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Greetings for you

May you ALWAYS make the right moveGreetings for you_001
May your cup runneth over with loveGreetings for you_002
MAY YOU ALWAYS FIND SHELTER FROM ANY STORMGreetings for you_003
May you remain good looking and looking good.Greetings for you_004
May you find the perfect diet for your body and your soul.Greetings for you_005
May you find perfect balance in the company you keep.Greetings for you_006
May you have as much fun as you can before someone makes you stop.Greetings for you_007
May the worst thing that happens to you come in slobbery pink and furry TAN.Greetings for you_008
May  you  manage  to  MAKE  time  for  Time Out!Greetings for you_009May all the new folks you meet be interesting and kind.Greetings for you_010

May you always know when to walk away?.. and when to RUN!Greetings for you_011

AND MAY YOUR FRIENDS & FAMILY ALWAYS BRING YOU JOYGreetings for you_012
May the last days of 2013 be your BEST days EVER!!!
May this time only hold good health, successful projects, professional growth and happiness for yGreetings for youuand your loved ones!

Top 100 Pictures Of The Day For 2013

http://twistedsifter.com/2013/12/top-100-pictures-of-the-day-for-2013/

Cool photos

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Polar Bears…

HI THERE!

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WISHING YOU –

IN YOUR BUSY  LIFESTYLE SOME TIME FOR RELAXATION
&
REFLECTION …
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GOOD SLEEP
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GOOD HEALTH
W/EXERCISE Polar Bears_003

SOMEONE TO DANCE WITH
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A BIT OF ADVENTURE
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GOOD LOOKS
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BUT MOST OF ALL …
I WISH YOU

LOTS OF BEAR HUGS … Polar Bears_007

AND THE BLISS
OF REAL LOVE Polar Bears_008

MANY BLESSINGS

COME YOUR WAY TODAY:

MAY YOU ALWAYS HAVE

LOVE TO SHARE

HEALTH TO SPARE

AND FRIENDS THAT CARE

BUT WATCH OUT FOR THOSE BLOODY PENGUINS Polar Bears_009

DO YOU EVER FEEL LIKE DOING THIS TO SOMEONE? Polar Bears_010

NOW PLEASE FORWARD THIS TO EVERY PERSON YOU CONSIDER A FRIEND.

Holiday Workout

Holiday Workout

Christmas Dinner

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TX9EAavxrus

Christmas Joy on Children’s faces

You have to wonder why parents put their children through this misery
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Got the tree up…a bit larger one!‏

It took me all weekend, but I finally got my tree up!
Got the tree up...a bit larger one
“Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams .. If I didn’t drink this wine, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered.  Then I say to myself, “It is better that I drink this wine and let their dreams come true than be selfish and  worry.
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“I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When theywake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’regoing to feel all day. “
~Frank Sinatra
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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“When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.”
~ Henny Youngman
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WIT H you.
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“24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.”
~ Stephen Wright
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
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“When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk,we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let’s allget drunk and go to heaven!”
~ Brian O’Rourke
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”
~ Benjamin Franklin
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a spaz.
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“Without question, the greatest invention in thehistory of mankind is beer.  Oh, I grant you that thewheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel doesnot go nearly as well with pizza.”
~ Dave Barry
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
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To some, it’s a six-pack, to me it’s a Support Group. Salvation in a can!
~Dave Howell
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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And saving the best for last, as explained by Cliff Clavin, of Cheers.

One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. 
Here’s how it went:
Well ya see, Norm, it’s like this… A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.  Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That’s why you always feel smarter after a few beers.”
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

Animals are the best therapy!

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