Two Story Outhouse

I can’t even think of anything to add to this.
Two Story Outhouse
Words fail me! This picture is worth 10,000 of them.
Two-Story Outhouse‏
Yep!!! This pretty much says it all.

 

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The latest toilet lock sign in South Africa

Toilet Humour from RSA

THESE ARE A HOOT!……‏

ME thinks we have some of these before, but they are still laughable!!!  Hope you don’t take them to heart.

I called your house the other day and was told you were down at your favorite biker bar with some friends.  I wasn’t sure where that was, but was told I wouldn’t have much trouble finding it.  Sure enough, I drove just a couple blocks and there it was…
There is nothing like the feel of the sun on your face and the wind in your hair, is there?

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GIGGLES N GRINS’

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THE JOYS OF AGING

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Okay..here it is.
A test to see if your brain is still working.
Which one do you think is the blonde?

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Scroll down….
Amazing, I did not see it before..

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The Blonde is the one with the wrong leg up.

That’s OK, I did not Pass the test EITHER!

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I KNOW YOU MISSED THE BLONDE ONE!

PONDER THIS……….

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Punny you should mention that

 I  tried to catch some fog. I mist.

 

 When  chemists die, they barium.

 

 Jokes  about German sausage are the wurst.

 

 I  know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any  time.

 

 How  does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

 

 I  stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

 

 This  girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met  herbivore.

 

 I’m  reading a book about anti-gravity. I can’t put it down.

 

 I did  a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words .

 

 They  told me I had type A blood, but it was a type-O.

 

 A  dyslexic man walks into a bra .

 

 PMS  jokes aren’t funny, period.

 

 Why  were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

 

 Class  trip to the Coca-Cola factory– I hope there’s no pop quiz.

 

 The  Energizer bunny arrested and charged with battery.

 

 The  old man didn’t like his beard at first. Then it grew on him.

 

 Did  you hear about the cross eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn’t  control her pupils?

 

 When  you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

 

 I  wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!

 

 What  do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

 

 England  has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .

 

 I  used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

 

 All  the toilets in New York ‘s police stations have been stolen. Police have nothing  to go on.

 

 I got  a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

 

 Velcro  – what a rip off!

 

 Cartoonist  found dead in home. Details are sketchy.

 

 I  used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.

Colonoscopy‏

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All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
Trying to decide who was the one in charge.

Colonoscopy‏004“I should be in charge,” said the brain, “Because I run all the body’s systems, so without me nothing would happen.”

“I should be in charge,” said the blood, “Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you’d all waste away.”

“I should be in charge,” said the stomach,” Because I process food and give all of you energy.”

Colonoscopy‏005“I should be in charge,” said the legs, “because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.”

Colonoscopy‏006“I should be in charge,” said the eyes, “Because I allow the body to see where it goes.”

Colonoscopy‏007“I should be in charge,” said the rectum, “Because I’m responsible for waste removal.”

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum

And insulted him,
So in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache,
The stomach was bloated,
The legs got wobbly,
The eyes got watery,
And the blood was toxic..
They all decided that the rectum should be the boss
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The Moral of the story?
Even though the others do all the work…
The ass hole is usually in charge

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If you don’t send this to at least 4 people….
who gives a poop !

Fly In The Urinal

When my friend’s hubby went to the men’s room in the Schiphol Airport located in Amsterdam,

 

he saw a fly and did his best to ‘wash’ it down the drain… but failed.


He figured the fly had super glue foot pads!!!

Now he knows why it was there!

 

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Who says you can’t potty train a man?

2013 Plumber of the Year Awards‏

Your laugh for the day!
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How does this even get past the planning phase?
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&%$@# Toilet Seat
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Hmmmmm…
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Should have measured twice!
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Apparently, you don’t want anyone seeing your face, but everything else is okay?
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The oak seat is a nice touch, though.
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And the purpose for the door is?
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This stall is for people that have arms like an Orangutan..
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This would be the “half bath” noted in the real estate listing?
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Very Classy!  And, only three steps when you’re in a hurry!
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(Drum roll…)
AND THE PLUMBER OF THE YEAR AWARD GOES TO…
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Brilliant…
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FYI…ALL OF THESE PLUMBERS ARE THANKFULLY  NO LONGER IN THE BUSINESS.
THEY HAVE ALL SADLY BEEN ELECTED TO PUBLIC OFFICE AND NOW SERVE IN VARIOUS POSITIONS IN YOUR GOVERNMENT.