All posts tagged Toilet
Posted by John Mills on September 26, 2014
Posted by John Mills on March 25, 2014
I called your house the other day and was told you were down at your favorite biker bar with some friends. I wasn’t sure where that was, but was told I wouldn’t have much trouble finding it. Sure enough, I drove just a couple blocks and there it was…
GIGGLES N GRINS’
I KNOW YOU MISSED THE BLONDE ONE!
Posted by John Mills on November 25, 2013
Posted by John Mills on October 2, 2013
I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
When chemists die, they barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I can’t put it down.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words .
They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type-O.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra .
PMS jokes aren’t funny, period.
Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory– I hope there’s no pop quiz.
The Energizer bunny arrested and charged with battery.
The old man didn’t like his beard at first. Then it grew on him.
Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn’t control her pupils?
When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
All the toilets in New York ‘s police stations have been stolen. Police have nothing to go on.
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Velcro – what a rip off!
Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.
Posted by John Mills on September 3, 2013
All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
Trying to decide who was the one in charge.“I should be in charge,” said the brain, “Because I run all the body’s systems, so without me nothing would happen.”
“I should be in charge,” said the blood, “Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you’d all waste away.”
“I should be in charge,” said the stomach,” Because I process food and give all of you energy.”
All the other body parts laughed at the rectumAnd insulted him,
So in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache,
The stomach was bloated,
The legs got wobbly,
The eyes got watery,
And the blood was toxic..
They all decided that the rectum should be the boss
The Moral of the story?
Even though the others do all the work…
The ass hole is usually in charge
If you don’t send this to at least 4 people….
who gives a poop !
Posted by John Mills on August 31, 2013
When my friend’s hubby went to the men’s room in the Schiphol Airport located in Amsterdam,
he saw a fly and did his best to ‘wash’ it down the drain… but failed.
He figured the fly had super glue foot pads!!!
Now he knows why it was there!
Posted by John Mills on August 30, 2013
Posted by John Mills on August 27, 2013