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Posted by John Mills on September 23, 2016
Sarah was in the fertilized egg business. She had several hundred young pullets and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.
She kept records and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.
This took a lot of time, so she bought some tiny bells and attached them to her roosters. Each bell had a different tone, so she could tell from a distance which rooster was performing. Now, she could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells.
Sarah’s favourite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen but, this morning she noticed old Butch’s bell hadn’t rung at all! When she went to investigate, she saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.
To Sarah’s amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn’t ring. He’d sneak up on a pullet, do his job, and walk on to the next one.
Sarah was so proud of old Butch, she entered him in a Show and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.
The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the “No Bell Peace Prize” they also awarded him the “Pulletsurprise” as well.
Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making. Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the unsuspecting populace and screwing them when they weren’t paying attention?
Vote carefully in the next election. You can’t always hear the bells.
( If you don’t send this on, you’re chicken …… no yolk! )
Posted by John Mills on May 31, 2016
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Posted by John Mills on September 26, 2014
Judy Wallman, a professional genealogical researcher, discovered that Hillary Clinton’s great-great uncle, Remus Rodham, was hanged for horse stealing and train robbery in Montana in1889.The only known photograph of Remus shows him standing on the gallows. On the back of the picture is this inscription: “Remus Rodham; horse thief, sent to Montana Territorial Prison 1885, escaped 1887, robbed the Montana Flyer six times. Caught by Pinkerton detectives, convicted and hanged in 1889.”
Judy Wallman e-mailed Hillary Clinton for comments. Hillary’s staff responded with the following biographical sketch as they saw it:
“Remus Rodham was a famous cowboy in the MontanaTerritory. His business empire grew to include acquisition of valuable equestrian assets and intimate dealings with the Montana railroad. Beginning in 1883, he devoted several years of his life to service at a government facility, finally taking leave to resume his dealings with the railroad. In 1887 , he was a key player in a vital investigation run by the renowned Pinkerton Detective Agency. In 1889, Remus passed away during an important civic function held in his honor when the platform upon which he was standing collapsed.”
And THAT is how it’s done folks! GET READY
Posted by John Mills on August 30, 2014
Posted by John Mills on July 27, 2014
Every once in a while somebody gets it right.
This is not yet found in the Oxford dictionary, so it was “Googled” and discovered to be a recently “coined” new word found on
T-shirts on eBay:
Read this one over slowly and absorb the facts that are within this definition !!!!!!!
I love this word and believe that it will become a recognized English word.
Posted by John Mills on July 19, 2014
Wonderfully described definitions
A pinch of tobacco
Rolled in paper
With fire at one end
And a fool at the other!
It’s an agreement
A man loses his bachelors degree
And a woman gains her masters
An art of transmitting Information
From the notes of the lecturer
To the notes of students
Without passing through the minds
The confusion of one man
Multiplied by the
The art of dividing
A cake in such a way that
He got the biggest piece
The hydraulic force by which
Masculine will power is
Defeated by feminine water-power!
A place where everybody talks,
And everybody disagrees later on
A feeling when you feel
You are going to feel
You have never felt before
Which people praise,
But never read
That can set
A lot of things straight!
Where you can relax
After your strenuous
The only time
When some married men
Ever get to open
Who tells you
To go to hell
In such a way
That you actually look forward
To the trip
Who while falling
From EIFFEL TOWER
Says in midway
“SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!”
Who lives poor
He can die RICH!
Who is early
When you are late
When you are early
Shakes your hand
And your Confidence
And kills you
By his bills!
“Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.”
Posted by John Mills on June 2, 2014
John was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young ‘pullets,’ and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.
He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.
This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached them to his roosters.
Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance which rooster was performing.
Now, he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells.
John’s favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen, but one morning he noticed old Butch’s bell hadn’t rung at all!
When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.
To John’s amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn’t ring.
He’d sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.
John was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the County Fair and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.
The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the “No-Bell Piece Prize,” but they also awarded him the “Pulletsurprise” as well.
Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making. Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the unsuspecting populace and screwing them when they weren’t paying attention.
Vote carefully next election – the bells are not always audible!
Posted by John Mills on May 27, 2014
This one needs to circulate
I think this is one email that needs to be forwarded until every Canadian with a computer receives it.
The year is 1907, one hundred and 3+ years ago.
‘In the first place, we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here in good faith
becomes a Canadian and assimilates himself to us,
he shall be treated on an exact equality with everyone else,
for it is an outrage to discriminate against any such man because of creed,
or birthplace, or origin.
But this is predicated upon the person’s becoming in every facet a Canadian, and nothing but a Canadian…
There can be no divided allegiance here.
Any man who says he is a Canadian, but something else also, isn’t a Canadian at all.
We have room for but one flag, the Canadian flag…
And we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the Canadian people.’
Wilfrid Laurier 1907Every Canadian citizen needs to read this! KEEP THIS MOVING
Posted by John Mills on May 7, 2014