This Temperature Timeline Of Earth Shows Exactly How Nonsensical Climate-Change Deniers Really Are

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THESE ARE JUST TOO GOOD……

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Have  a wonderful day and  laugh often


Don’t  compare your life to  others’.
You have  no idea what their journey is all  about

We all  need a laugh.

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Send this on to  your good friends who are so lucky to have YOU  for a friend

A Hospital Bill

You don’t have to be Catholic to appreciate this one!!


A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store.

The store clerk called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor.

The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency
open heart bypass surgery.

He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the
Catholic Hospital. A nun was seated next to his bed holding a clipboard
loaded with several forms, and a pen. She asked him how he was going to
pay for his treatment.

“Do you have health insurance?” she asked.

He replied in a raspy voice, “No health insurance.”

The nun asked, “Do you have money in the bank?”

He replied, “No money in the bank.”

Do you have a relative who could help you with the payments?”
asked the irritated nun.

He said, “I only have a spinster sister, and she is a nun.”

The nun became agitated and announced loudly, “Nuns are not spinsters!
Nuns are married to God.”

The patient replied, “Perfect. Send the bill to my brother-in-law.”

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

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You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:

10. You keep knocking on your own front door.

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9. You remove your false teeth to change your appearance.

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8. You ask for soft high fiber candy only.

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7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, and you lose your balance and fall over.

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6. People say: ‘Great Boris Karloff Mask,’ and you’re not wearing a mask.
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5. When the door opens you yell, ‘Trick or…’ and you can’t remember the rest.

4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.

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3. You have to carefully choose a costume that doesn’t dislodge your hairpiece.

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2. You’re the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.

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And the number one reason Seniors should not go Trick Or Treating…
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1. You keep having to go home to pee.

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No matter, have a HAPPY HALLOWEEN anyway

Angry People….

Angry People

Four Worms in Church

Four Worms in Church

(Four worms and a lesson to be learned !!!)

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A Minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.

The fourth worm was put into a container of good, clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol Dead.

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The second worm in cigarette smoke Dead.

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The third worm in chocolate syrup Dead.

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The fourth worm in good, clean soil
 Alive .

So the Minister asked the congregation, “What did you learn from this demonstration?”
 


Maxine was sitting in the back and quickly raised her hand and said,
 
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“As long as you drink, smoke, and eat chocolate, you won’t have worms!” 

That pretty much ended the service !!

Thought for a new day

Thought for a new day

Handle every stressful situation like a dog.   
If you can’t eat it or hump it.
   
Piss on it and walk away.


Valuable Wine Info

Valuable wine info

 

To all of you who enjoy a glass of wine... And those who don’t.

As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) – bacteria  found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health
.

Therefore, it’s better

to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of shit
.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I’m doing it as a public service.

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Dog/Cat reactions!‏

Your dog’s reaction when you get home
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How you know a dog is hungry.
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How a dog feels after misbehaving.
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How a dog feels when you get him a doggie friend.
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How a cat feels when you get it a kitty friend.
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How a dog steals food.DogCat reactions!‏ 009

How a cat steals food.
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When a cat annoys a dog.
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When a dog annoys a cat.
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A dog’s reaction to getting wet.
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A cat’s reaction to getting wet.
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A dog’s relationship with birds.
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A cat’s relationship with birds.
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Dog’s reaction to a walk.
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Cat’s reaction to a walk.
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Cat at 6 a.m.
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Dog at 6 a.m.
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