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Have a wonderful day and laugh often
Don’t compare your life to others’.
You have no idea what their journey is all about
We all need a laugh.
Send this on to your good friends who are so lucky to have YOU for a friend
Posted by John Mills on February 12, 2016
You don’t have to be Catholic to appreciate this one!!
A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store.
The store clerk called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor.
The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency
open heart bypass surgery.
He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the
Catholic Hospital. A nun was seated next to his bed holding a clipboard
loaded with several forms, and a pen. She asked him how he was going to
pay for his treatment.
“Do you have health insurance?” she asked.
He replied in a raspy voice, “No health insurance.”
The nun asked, “Do you have money in the bank?”
He replied, “No money in the bank.”
Do you have a relative who could help you with the payments?”
asked the irritated nun.
He said, “I only have a spinster sister, and she is a nun.”
The nun became agitated and announced loudly, “Nuns are not spinsters!
Nuns are married to God.”
The patient replied, “Perfect. Send the bill to my brother-in-law.”
Posted by John Mills on February 3, 2015
No matter, have a HAPPY HALLOWEEN anyway
Posted by John Mills on October 29, 2014
Posted by John Mills on October 20, 2014
Four Worms in Church
A Minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good, clean soil.
At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:
Posted by John Mills on August 25, 2014
Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
If you can’t eat it or hump it.
Piss on it and walk away.
Posted by John Mills on August 10, 2014
To all of you who enjoy a glass of wine... And those who don’t.
As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) – bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health .
Therefore, it’s better
to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of shit .
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I’m doing it as a public service.
Posted by John Mills on August 7, 2014
Posted by John Mills on August 3, 2014
Posted by John Mills on July 16, 2014