British writer, actor and tall person
Posted by John Mills on November 27, 2012
Posted by John Mills on November 19, 2012
The distressed woman wailed,
“Are you sure?”
“Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead,” replied
“How can you be so sure?” she
protested. “I mean you haven’t done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or
The vet rolled his eyes, turned
around and left the room. He returned a few minutes later
with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck’s owner looked on
in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his
front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from
top to bottom. He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and
shook his head.
The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of the room.
this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck.”
The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and
produced a bill, which he handed to the woman..
The duck’s owner, still in shock, took the bill. “$150!” she
cried, “$150 just to tell me my duck is dead!”
The vet shrugged, “I’m sorry. If you had just taken my word for it,
the bill would have been $20, but with the Lab Report and the
Cat Scan, it’s now $150.”
You know the drill … if you’re smiling, you
must pass it on, give someone else a smile too! Share the
Posted by John Mills on November 16, 2012
Been around before but still fun.
Don’t ask me! I don’t know how it’s done!!
Read out loud the text inside the triangle below.
More than likely you said, ‘A bird in the bush,’! and…
If this IS what YOU said, then you failed to see that the word THE is repeated twice!
Sorry, look again.
You may not see it at first, but the white spaces read the word optical,
the blue landscape reads the word illusion.
Can you see why this painting is called an optical illusion?
What do you see here?
This one is quite tricky!
The word TEACH reflects as LEARN.
What do you see?
You probably read the word ME in brown, but…
when you look through ME you will see YOU !
Do you need to look again?
Test Your Brain
This is really cool.
The second one is amazing so please read all the way through.
ALZHEIMER’S’ EYE TEST
Count every ‘ F ‘ in the following text
FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS…
HOW MANY ?
WRONG, THERE ARE 6 — no joke.
READ IT AGAIN !
Really, go back and try to find the 6 F’s before you scroll down.
The reasoning behind is further down.
The brain cannot process ‘OF’.
Incredible or what? Go back and look again!!
Anyone who counts all 6 ‘F’s’ on the first go is a genius.
Three is normal, four is quite rare.
Send this to your friends.
It will drive them crazy…
and keep them occupied for several minutes!
Look at the spinning woman and if she is turning right your right side of your brain is
working. If she is turning left your left side of your brain is working.
If she turns both ways for you then you have a 160 or better IQ.
More Brain Stuff … from Cambridge University
Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs psas it on!!
Posted by John Mills on November 16, 2012
Mrs. Donovan was walking down O’Connell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Flaherty.
The Father said, ‘Top o’ the mornin’ to ye! Aren’t ye Mrs. Donovan and didn’t I marry ye and yer hoosband two years ago?’
She replied, ‘Aye, that ye did, Father.’
The Father asked, ‘And be there any wee little ones yet?’
She replied, ‘No, not yet, Father.’
The Father said, ‘Well now, I’m going to Rome next week and I’ll light a fertility candle for ye and yer hoosband.’
She replied, ‘Oh, thank ye, Father…’ They then parted ways..
Some years later they met again. The Father asked, ‘Well now, Mrs. Donovan, how are ye these days?’ She replied, ‘Oh, very well, Father!’ The Father asked, ‘And tell me, have ye any wee ones yet?’
She replied, ‘Oh yes, Father! Two sets of twins and six singles, ten in all!’
The Father said, ‘That’s wonderful! How is yer loving hoosband doing?’
She replied, ‘E’s gone to Rome to blow out the fookin’ candle.’
Posted by John Mills on November 11, 2012
Posted by John Mills on November 6, 2012
THAT’S RIGHT… BREAST IMPLANTS FOR YOUR TATTOO!!
Posted by John Mills on November 2, 2012
Posted by John Mills on November 1, 2012