Hail in Nebraska

To own a car dealership during a hail storm – what awful luck.

But look at the houses.

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The glass is half full…‏

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St Joseph Lighthouse, Lake Michigan 1/2014 after storm‏

Weirdly beautiful!

St Joseph Lighthouse

Lake Michigan 01/2014 after storm

This is the St. Joseph Lighthouse on Lake Michigan. Today, it is encased in ice

as the Midwest was hit with wind chills that reached -50 degrees.

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What it normally looks like:

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