Posted by John Mills on February 7, 2017
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Posted by John Mills on April 25, 2016
(So nobody actually sent me this – I went looking. If you’re on Windows 8, 8.1 or 10 and are missing the old classic games as last seen on Windows 7 – Solitaire and the rest – here’s how you can get them back. Ed.)
Posted by John Mills on December 6, 2015
It’s so good to finally get a health warning that is useful!!!
IT INVOLVES THE SHAMPOO WHEN IT RUNS DOWN YOUR BODY WHEN YOU SHOWER WITH IT. WARNING TO US ALL!!! Shampoo Warning!
I don’t know WHY I didn’t figure this out sooner! I use shampoo in the shower! When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and printed very clearly on the shampoo label this warning; “FOR EXTRA BODY AND VOLUME.”
No wonder I have been gaining weight!
Well! I got rid of that shampoo and I am going to start showering with Dawn Dishwashing Soap. It’s label reads, “DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE.”
Problem solved! If I don’t answer the phone, I’ll be in the shower!
Posted by John Mills on December 13, 2014
To all of you who enjoy a glass of wine... And those who don’t.
As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) – bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health .
Therefore, it’s better
to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of shit .
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I’m doing it as a public service.
Posted by John Mills on August 7, 2014
Posted by John Mills on July 25, 2014
HOPE THESE MAKE EVERYONE SMILE
PAY ATTENTION MEN
YOUNG PEOPLE TODAY WON’T GET THIS ONE
WHY DIDN’T I THINK OF THAT
WOW ANOTHER COOL IDEA
OH HOW FUNNY
THIS MAN JUST RESTORED FAITH IN HUMANITY
SAD BUT TRUE, ADAM CAN YOU DO THIS TO MINE, PLEASE
YEP I USE THEM FOR CAT LITTER, IT’S CALLED REPURPOSING
LOVE THIS ONE
Posted by John Mills on June 27, 2014
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Posted by John Mills on June 4, 2014