Scary awesome.

http://jwvsw.org/carriers.pdf

New Shepard Vertical Landing

Building the 787-9 Dreamliner

Lynx helicopter landing on ship in rough sea

Top 100 Pictures of 2015

http://twistedsifter.com/2016/01/the-top-100-pictures-of-the-day-for-2015/

#HelloJetMan

The Death of the Red Baron

Revenge‏

 A  musician named Dave Carroll recently had difficulty with United  airlines.
 Dave spent over 9 months trying to get United to pay for damage caused by baggage handlers to his custom Taylor guitar.
During his final exchange with the United Customer Relations Manager, he stated that he was left with no choice other than to create a music video for YouTube exposing their lack of cooperation.
The  Manager responded: “Good luck with that one, pal.”
So he posted a retaliatory video on YouTube.
The video has since received over 6 million hits.
United Airlines contacted the musician and attempted settlement in exchange  for pulling the video. Naturally his response was:
“Good luck with   that one, pal.”
Taylor Guitars sent the musician 2 new custom guitars in appreciation  for the product recognition from the video that has led to a sharp increase in orders.
Here’s the video:

 

Crabs

A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him.

She took the box and promised to put it in the crew’s refrigerator.

He advised  her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen mentioning in an arrogant manner that he was a lawyer, and threatened what would happen to her if she let them thaw out.

Shortly before landing in  New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, “Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans please raise your hand?”

Not one hand went up … so she took them home and ate them.

There are two lessons here:

1. Lawyers aren’t as smart as they think they are.

2. Blondes aren’t as dumb as most folks think.

HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINES

This is so stupid it almost makes sense!

 

Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place….

Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell — they don’t even serve food anymore, so what’s the loss?

The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a ‘party atmosphere’ going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.

Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn’t need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and ‘special services.’

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.

This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right — a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

Why didn’t Harper or Obama think of this?

Why do I still have to do everything myself?

Sincerely,
Rob Ford