Ho Ho Ho MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL

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IF YOU SEE A FAT MAN …

  Who’s jolly and cute,

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Wearing a beard and

a red flannel suit,

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  And if he is chuckling

and laughing away,

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  While flying around

in a miniature sleigh,

With eight tiny reindeer

to pull him along, 

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Then let’s face it…

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Your eggnog’s too strong!

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Merry Christmas and

a Happy 2015

Holiday Pun

Holiday Pun

Just In Time For Christmas – A Turkey Tip

TO ALL MY FRIENDS THAT LIKE TO BE CREATIVE OVER THE HOLIDAYS !! 
 Cut a lemon in half and place under the skin of the turkey before roasting for
A Christmas meal the family will still be talking about next year !
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Just In Time For Christmas – A Turkey Tip

Christmas Dinner

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TX9EAavxrus

Christmas Joy on Children’s faces

You have to wonder why parents put their children through this misery
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Got the tree up…a bit larger one!‏

It took me all weekend, but I finally got my tree up!
Got the tree up...a bit larger one
“Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams .. If I didn’t drink this wine, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered.  Then I say to myself, “It is better that I drink this wine and let their dreams come true than be selfish and  worry.
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“I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When theywake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’regoing to feel all day. “
~Frank Sinatra
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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“When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.”
~ Henny Youngman
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WIT H you.
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“24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.”
~ Stephen Wright
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
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“When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk,we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let’s allget drunk and go to heaven!”
~ Brian O’Rourke
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”
~ Benjamin Franklin
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a spaz.
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“Without question, the greatest invention in thehistory of mankind is beer.  Oh, I grant you that thewheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel doesnot go nearly as well with pizza.”
~ Dave Barry
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
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To some, it’s a six-pack, to me it’s a Support Group. Salvation in a can!
~Dave Howell
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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And saving the best for last, as explained by Cliff Clavin, of Cheers.

One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. 
Here’s how it went:
Well ya see, Norm, it’s like this… A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.  Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That’s why you always feel smarter after a few beers.”
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

Christmas Humour‏

(Some of these are duplicate posts – but they’re still good for a laugh.  Ed)

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Dear Santa

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No Nativity Scene in Ottawa this year!

There will be no Nativity Scene in Ottawa this year!

The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in the Parliament Hill this Christmas season.  This isn’t for any religious reason.

They simply have not been able to find Three Wise Men in the Nation’s Capital.
A search for a Virgin continues.

There was no problem, however, finding enough asses to fill the stable.

True Canadians….it’s that time of year again‏

Some Canuks like to brag about our resilience to the extreme cold of winter..!.
This is what makes Canada great…..especially in winter.

Be sure to read the poem at the end!
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It’s time to reflect on what a truly Canadian winter is all about

WINTER POEM

It’s winter in Canada !
And the gentle breezes blow
Seventy miles an hour
At thirty-five below.
Oh, how I love Canada
When the snow’s up to your butt
You take a breath of winter
And your nose gets frozen shut.
Yes, the weather here is wonderful
So I guess I’ll hang around
I could never leave Canada
I’m frozen to the friggin’ ground!