Straight No Chaser – 12 Days

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Fe11OlMiz8

If A Fat Guy Grabs You


IF A FAT GUY GRABS YOU AND PUTS YOU IN A BAG,
DON’T WORRY,  I TOLD SANTA I WANTED A GOOD FRIEND FOR CHRISTMAS!    

     
                Merry Christmas!
                       and

                 Happy Holidays !

EVER SEE AN ICEBERG FROM TOP TO BOTTOM?

This is awesome!
This came from a Rig Manager for Global Marine Drilling In St. Johns, Newfoundland.
They actually have to divert the path of these things
Away from the rig by towing them with ships!
Anyway, in this particular case the water was calm and
The sun was almost directly overhead
So that the diver was able to get into the water
And click this pic  Clear water huh?!
They estimated the weight at 300,000,000 tons.

Pretty Cool!!  Pass it on

How to hold a beer while riding your Harley!

Christmas Is Coming

Today…I wish you a day of ordinary miracles-

A fresh pot of coffee you didn’t have to make yourself.

An unexpected phone call from an old friend.


Green stoplights on your way to work or shop.

I wish you a day of little things to rejoice in…

The fastest line at the grocery store.

A good sing along song on the radio.


Your keys right where you look.

I wish you a day of happiness and perfection-little bite-size pieces of perfection that give you the funny feeling that someone is smiling on you, holding you so gently because you are someone special and rare.

I wish You a day of Peace, Happiness and Joy.


They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but then an entire life to forget them.


 

 
And
Wishing you the very best for 2008

HAVE YOU SEEN MY MOOSE?


Without the picture, this would be hard to believe.

Unbelievable!   Read under the picture…


              
Pogo Moose Incident Bracebridge, Ont, Canada
‘They were laying new power cables which were strung on the ground for miles. The moose are rutting right now and very agitated. He was thrashing around and got his antlers stuck in the cables. When the men (miles away) began pulling the lines up with their big equipment, the moose went up with them. They noticed excess tension in the lines and went searching for the problem. He was still alive when they lowered him to the ground. He was a huge 60 inch bull and slightly peeved!’

As they say in Canada ~ ‘Is there a Moose in your Hoose’ !!

The Nightie!!!!

A husband walks into Victoria’s Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him. Upstairs, the wife thinks, “I have an idea. It’s so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won’t put it on, but I’ll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.”

So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.

The husband says, “Good Grief! You’d think for $500, they’d at least iron it!”

He never heard the shot.

Funeral on Thursday at Noon.

Closed coffin.

HAPPY HOUR IN NEWFOUNDLAND…


The Newfie saw the sign at the restaurant.
It read…. Happy hour special:
Lobster Tail & Beer.


‘Lard ‘Tunderin’ Jaises !’
he says to himself,
‘Me tree favourite tings’.

The 2008 Naked Fireman’s Calendar


 

You just had to look, didn’t you!
Pass this on to the ladies on your mailing list and the men who can use a chuckle

Christmas Wave

Keep the wave rolling…