Free Lunch

…no reservation needed!

First
 
take the tram up to the start of the trail.


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Now follow the path on the wooden planks


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Be sure to hold on to the ‘railing’ 
the chain attached to the side
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Keep an eye on the person in front of you.

Be very careful when passing someone going in the opposite direction.

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Now just up a few steps. (they are on the left in the picture)

Gets a little steeper here – so put your toes in the holes .

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A few more steps to go

You might want to hold on

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Finally in sight.

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‘THE RESTAURANT’ !!!

This restaurant is in China
If you manage to reach the restaurant
 
the food is free
Let me know how the food is.
I’m not going.
 

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The Limits of Science

http://pictoraltheology.blogspot.ca/2013/07/the-limits-of-science.html

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Aunty Acid

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ARE YOU A PILOT?

 
I THOUGHT I WAS.
You think you have lived to be 80 plus and know who you are, then along comes
someone and blows it all to hell!
An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight jacket
and ordered a cup of coffee.

As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman
sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked,

Are you a real pilot?


He replied, ‘Well, I’ve spent my whole life flying planes, first Stearmans, then
the early Grummans… Flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later in the
Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I’ve taught more than 260 people to fly
and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you?


She said, ‘I’m a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon
as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think
about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems
everything makes me think of naked women.’

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a young man sat down
on the other side of the old pilot and asked:

Are you a real pilot?”

He replied, ‘I always thought I was, but I just found out I’m a lesbian.’

Italian Auction

This is one you got to watch!!!!

Italian Auction – only 44 seconds!

You don’t have to understand Italian to follow the auctioneer:
A Chinese Ming Vase is up for auction. The bidding opens at a half-million Euros.
Bidding is brisk and each bidder is clearly identified as each raises the bid by 100,000 Euros. (The exchange rate at auction time was 1 Euro = $1.43.) Within seconds, the bid stalls at one million Euros, and the gasp from the crowd identifies the excitement that prevails in the room. The successful bidder is the last one who bid one million, and the auctioneer counts down the bid, “Going once, going twice, and sold to the gentleman sitting in front of me for one million Euros.”
Now, you are going to have to see the video for yourself. The auctioneer is exuberant. The pace is fast. This is how an auction should be run.
Click on the BLUE Link

OWL LANDING RIGHT AT CAMERA — FANTASTIC!!

 
A less than a minute video of an owl landing. It is worth sharing with kids or anyone who enjoys nature! There is no sound – just an incredible visual.

OWL LANDING RIGHT AT CAMERA

FANTASTIC!!

Owl coming right at Raytheon security camera. A hypnotic piece of film slowed for your pleasure.

The last two or three seconds are phenomenal.

Click on link below.

Http://www.dogwork.com/owfo8/ —————————————–

Sick Leave

I urgently needed a few days off work , but , I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave .

I thought that maybe if I acted ‘ Crazy ‘ then he would tell me to take a few days off .

So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises .

My co-worker ( who’s blonde ) asked me what I was doing .

I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss might think I was ‘ Crazy ‘ and give me a few days off .

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked , ‘ What in the name of *** are you doing ?’

I told him I was a light bulb .

He said , ” You are clearly stressed out , go home and recuperate for a couple of days “

I jumped down and walked out of the office

When my co-worker ( the blonde ) followed me , the Boss asked her , ” And where do you think you’re going ?”

You’re gonna love this………………..

She said , ” I’m going home , too , I can’t work in the dark .”

Terrible Joke

To my Brit friends!

A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks.

First is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds.


As he does this a huge fish jumps out and bites him.

To show who is boss, he beats it to death with a spade.

Realizing his employer won’t be best pleased he disposes of the fish by feeding it to the lions, as lions will eat anything.


Moving on to the second job of clearing out the Chimp house, he is attacked by the chimps that pelt him with coconuts.


He swipes at two chimps with a spade killing them both.

What can he do?

Feed them to the lions, he says to himself, because lions eat anything…

He hurls the corpses into the lion enclosure.

He moves on to the last job which is to collect honey from the South American Bees.

As soon as he starts he is attacked by the bees. He grabs the spade and smashes the bees to a pulp.


By now he knows what to do and shovels them into the lions cage because lions eat anything.

Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo..

He wanders up to another lion and says “What’s the food like here?”

The lions say: “Absolutely brilliant, today we had Fish and Chimps with Mushy Bees

Smiles!

This is a great way to start the day enjoy have a good one !

Good Morning

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Moonrise in New Zealand

(Watch this vid on the largest screen you can – Ed. (and I preferred it with NO sound ))

http://vimeo.com/58385453