History’s top 10 for appropriate use of the F-word:

10th – “Scattered f***ing showers, my ass!” – Noah, 4314 BC

9th
– “How the f*** did you work that out?” – Pythagoras, 126 BC

8th
– “You want WHAT on the f***ing ceiling?” – Michelangelo, 1566

7th
– “Where did all those f***ing Indians come from?” – Custer, 1877

6th
– “It does so f***ing look like her!” – Picasso, 1926

5th
– “Where the f*** are we?” ˆ Amelia Earhart, 1937

4th
– “Any f***ing idiot could understand that.” – Einstein, 1938

3rd
– “What the f*** was that?” – Mayor Of Hiroshima , 1945

2nd
– “I need this parade like I need a f***ing hole in the head!” – JFK,   1963

AND ..  drum roll please …

The
Number 1most appropriate time for using the “F” word …..

“Aw c’mon. Who the f*** is gonna find out?” – Tiger Woods, 2009