My New Truck

I bought a new Ford F 150 Tri-Flex Fuel Truck. Go figure, it runs on hydrogen, gasoline, or E85. But I had to return to the dealer yesterday because I couldn’t get the radio to work.

The service technician explained that the radio was voice activated. Then the technician said ‘Nelson’, said to the radio andThe radio replied, ‘Ricky or Willie?’  ‘Willie!’ he continued and  ‘On The Road Again’ came from the speakers.

Then he said, ‘Ray Charles!’, and in an instant ‘Georgia On My Mind’ replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I’d say, ‘Beethoven’,I’d get beautiful classical music, and if I said, ‘Beatles’, I’d get one of their awesome songs.

 Yesterday,some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck, but I swerved in time to avoid him.

 I yelled,’Ass Hole!’ and Immediately the radio responded with, “Ladies and gentlemen, The President of the United States”

 Damn I love this truck.

RUSSIAN CARS DANCING AD

Turn up sound  if you want to hear the music.  
The U.S. Car Manufacturers make zillions of boring car commercials,
and most of us have to mute the hyped sound.  The Russkies make one
commercial per maker a year, 3 minutes long, and this is one.

Auto Selfie

The Safety Truck

African Road Rage

Now aren’t you glad we won’t experience this on our roads??????

These photos are from Thursday, Feb. 17 by someone from Centurion in Pilanesberg game reserve, South Africa .

The guy in the white Volkswagen was trying to get past the elephant.
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Road rage, it affects us all

Are You Getting Maximum Use from your Vehicle ?‏

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WELL… I THOUGHT I WAS, TILL NOW!!!

VERY progressive!!

 

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Watch this: It is truly incredible.

Astonishing facts about cars

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MOOSE ACCIDENT GREENVILLE MAINE, JULY 4TH WEEKEND 2014

Woman driver walked away with minor injuries.

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Dubai is different‏

 

1. Guys texting and driving with their pets.

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2. Strange dogs hanging out of windows.

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3. People getting taken for walks by their pets.

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4. Pets getting exotic snacks.
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5. Supercar traffic jams.
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6. Smart solutions to traffic jams.
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7. Pets on boats.
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8. Parked camels.
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9. Car park attendants you don’t want to mess with.
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10. Backseat drivers you back away from.

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11. Bikes with a serious amount of horsepower.
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12. Lamborghini cop cars.
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13. Seriously, don’t mess.
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14. Cops busting themselves.
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15. Road hogs.
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  16. Reeeeeeeaaallllly double-wides.
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17. Stand-up paddle boarders.
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18. People walking their camels.
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19. Bizarre balancing acts

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20. Cell phones worth more than your house.

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21. ATMs spitting out gold.

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22. Bathrooms that look like this.

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23. Bedrooms that looks like this.

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24. Grooms wanted.

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25. Exotic cuisine.

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26. Free food for the poor.

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27. Modest Starbucks outlets.

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VERY DIFFERENT !