Normandy 70 years later

Normandy
Same place 70 years later

I warned you!‏

 

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

 

I warned you!‏

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

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You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:

10. You keep knocking on your own front door.

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9. You remove your false teeth to change your appearance.

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8. You ask for soft high fiber candy only.

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7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, and you lose your balance and fall over.

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6. People say: ‘Great Boris Karloff Mask,’ and you’re not wearing a mask.
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5. When the door opens you yell, ‘Trick or…’ and you can’t remember the rest.

4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.

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3. You have to carefully choose a costume that doesn’t dislodge your hairpiece.

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2. You’re the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.

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And the number one reason Seniors should not go Trick Or Treating…
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1. You keep having to go home to pee.

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No matter, have a HAPPY HALLOWEEN anyway

Phenomenal Pictures

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Revenge‏

 A  musician named Dave Carroll recently had difficulty with United  airlines.
 Dave spent over 9 months trying to get United to pay for damage caused by baggage handlers to his custom Taylor guitar.
During his final exchange with the United Customer Relations Manager, he stated that he was left with no choice other than to create a music video for YouTube exposing their lack of cooperation.
The  Manager responded: “Good luck with that one, pal.”
So he posted a retaliatory video on YouTube.
The video has since received over 6 million hits.
United Airlines contacted the musician and attempted settlement in exchange  for pulling the video. Naturally his response was:
“Good luck with   that one, pal.”
Taylor Guitars sent the musician 2 new custom guitars in appreciation  for the product recognition from the video that has led to a sharp increase in orders.
Here’s the video:

 

Lady Dentist

A man goes to a female dentist to have a tooth extracted.

She pulled out a large syringe to give an anaesthesia shot.

“No way, no needles! I hate needles!” the man exclaimed.

So she started to hook up the nitrous oxide tank, and the man said, “I can’t do the gas thing.
Just the thought of having a mask on my face suffocates me!

The dentist then asked the patient if he had any objections to taking a pill.

“No,” he says, “I’m fine with pills.”

So the dentist gave him two little blue pills and he swallowed them.

“What are those?” he asked.

“Viagra,” she replied.

“I’ll be damned,” said the patient, “I didn’t know Viagra worked as a pain killer.”

“It doesn’t,” said the dentist, “But it will give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth.”

Having a Bad Day?‏

 FOR ALL OF YOU WHO MAY BE HAVING A BAD DAY…

 Having a Bad Day

Feel better?

 

New Book Release‏

Just letting you know that the book, “Understanding Women”, is now out in paperback.

 

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Are You Getting Maximum Use from your Vehicle ?‏

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WELL… I THOUGHT I WAS, TILL NOW!!!

HUSBAND OF THE YEAR AWARD

The United Kingdom

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followed closely by… 

The United States of America

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and then… 
Poland

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but commendations must go to… 

Greece 

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Serbia 

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Ireland. (Ya gotta love the Irish. )

The Irish are true romantics.look, he’s even


holding her hand…

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Woman has Man in it; 

Mrs. has
 Mr. in it; 

Female has
 Male in it; 

She has 
He in it; 

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