Pets who didn’t expect their owners home so soon

http://brightside.me/article/18-hilarious-animals-who-werent-expecting-their-owners-to-come-home-early-36055/

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The New Pet

 



The Centipede
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A single guy decided life would be more fun if he had a pet.
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So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.
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After some discussion he finally bought a talking centipede (100-legged bug) which came in a little white box to use for his house.
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He took the box back home, found a good spot for it and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to church with him.
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So he asked the centipede in the box,
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“Would you like to go to church with me today?



We will have a good time.”
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But there was no answer from his new pet.
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This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked again,



“How about going to church with me and receive blessings?”
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But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet.



So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.
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The guy decided to invite the centipede one last time.
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This time he put his face up against the centipede’s house and shouted,
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“Hey, in there! Would you like to go
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to church


with me ?



and learn

about God?”
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YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS ……
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This time a little voice came out of the box
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“I heard you the first time!



I’m still putting my shoes on!”
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Dubai is different‏

 

1. Guys texting and driving with their pets.

Dubai is different‏ 001

2. Strange dogs hanging out of windows.

Dubai is different‏ 002
3. People getting taken for walks by their pets.

Dubai is different‏ 003

4. Pets getting exotic snacks.
Dubai is different‏ 004

5. Supercar traffic jams.
Dubai is different‏ 005

6. Smart solutions to traffic jams.
Dubai is different‏ 006

7. Pets on boats.
Dubai is different‏ 007

8. Parked camels.
Dubai is different‏ 008

9. Car park attendants you don’t want to mess with.
Dubai is different‏ 009

10. Backseat drivers you back away from.

Dubai is different‏ 010
11. Bikes with a serious amount of horsepower.
Dubai is different‏ 011

12. Lamborghini cop cars.
Dubai is different‏ 012

13. Seriously, don’t mess.
Dubai is different‏ 013

14. Cops busting themselves.
Dubai is different‏ 014

15. Road hogs.
Dubai is different‏ 015

  16. Reeeeeeeaaallllly double-wides.
Dubai is different‏ 016
17. Stand-up paddle boarders.
Dubai is different‏ 017
18. People walking their camels.
Dubai is different‏ 018
19. Bizarre balancing acts

Dubai is different‏ 019

20. Cell phones worth more than your house.

Dubai is different‏ 020
21. ATMs spitting out gold.

Dubai is different‏ 021

22. Bathrooms that look like this.

Dubai is different‏ 022
23. Bedrooms that looks like this.

Dubai is different‏ 023
24. Grooms wanted.

Dubai is different‏ 024
25. Exotic cuisine.

Dubai is different‏ 025

26. Free food for the poor.

Dubai is different‏ 026
27. Modest Starbucks outlets.

Dubai is different‏ 027

VERY DIFFERENT !