Feeling Nostalgic? Bring Back Classic Games in Windows 10

(So nobody actually sent me this – I went looking.  If you’re on Windows 8, 8.1 or 10 and are missing the old classic games as last seen on Windows 7 – Solitaire and the rest – here’s how you can get them back.  Ed.)

http://news.softpedia.com/news/feeling-nostalgic-bring-back-classic-games-in-windows-10-489413.shtml

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Craziness

Study these 3 photos closely,
then read the message at the bottom.
It will explain a lot of things…
Craziness001 Craziness002 Craziness003
THIS IS INDIA …
IT’S WHERE YOU CALL WHEN YOU
HAVE A TECHNICAL PROBLEM
WITH YOUR COMPUTER…

AIN’T THIS THE TRUTH THOUGH

Attempting to Set A New Password:

 

Website: Sorry that password has expired – you must register a new one.

User: Can I use the old one and just re-register it?

Website: No, you must get a new one.

User: OK, roses

Website: Sorry you must use more letters.

User: OK, pretty roses

Website: No good, you must use at least one number.

User: OK, 1 pretty rose

Website: Sorry, you cannot use blank spaces.

User: OK, 1prettyrose

Website: Sorry, you must use additional letters.

User: OK, 1frigginprettyrose

Website: Sorry, you must use at least one capital letter.

User: OK, 1FRIGGINprettyrose

Website: Sorry, you cannot use more than one capital letter in a row.

User: OK, 1Frigginprettyrose

Website: Sorry, you cannot use that password as you must use additional letters.

User: OK, 1Frigginprettyroseshovedupyourassifyoudon’tgivemeaccessrightfrigginow

Website: Sorry, you cannot use that password as it is already being used.

 

Spanish Computer Teacher‏

A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.

‘House’ for instance, is feminine: ‘la Casa.’

‘Pencil,’ however, is masculine: ‘el lapiz.’

A student asked, ‘What gender is ‘computer’?’

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male
and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether computer’
should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give
four reasons for its recommendation.



The men’s group decided that ‘computer’ should definitely be of the feminine gender (‘la computadora’), because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval;


and

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.






(THIS GETS BETTER!)


The women’s group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine (‘el computador’), because:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;

2. They have a lot of data but still can’t think for themselves;

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem;


and

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.




The women won.

Send this to all the smart women you know

…And
all the men that have a sense of humour
..

Curtains

A woman goes into a department store and tells the salesman she wants a pair of pink curtains.
He assures her they have a good selection of pink curtains in many different fabrics and proceeds to show them to her.
She finally picks out a pink floral pattern.
The salesman asks, “What size do you need?”
“Fifteen inches,” she responds.
“FIFTEEN INCHES!” he exclaims. “What room are they for?”
“They are not for a room, they are for my computer monitor,” she tells him.
The surprised salesman exclaims, “Miss, computers do not need curtains.”
To which she replies, “HELLooooooo………I’ve got Windows!”