POST OFFICE…PRICELESS

 There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses.

One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God with no actual address. He thought he should open it to see what it was  about.

 The letter read

Dear God,
I am an 83 year  old widow, living on a very small pension. Yesterday someone stole my purse. It had $100 in it, which was all the money I had until my next pension payment.
Next Sunday is Christmas, and I had invited two of my friends over for dinner. Without that money, I have nothing to buy food with, have no family to turn to, and you are my only hope…
Can you please help me?

Sincerely, Edna

The postal worker was touched. He showed the letter to all the other workers. Each one dug into his or her wallet and came up with a few dollars. By the time he made the rounds, he had collected $96, which they put into an envelope and sent to the woman.
The rest of the day, all the workers felt a warm glow thinking of Edna and the dinner she would be able to share with her friends.
Christmas came and went.
A few days later, another letter came from the same old lady to God.
All the workers gathered around while the letter was opened.

It read:

Dear God,
How  can I ever thank you enough for what you did for me?
Because of your gift of love, I was able to fix a glorious dinner for my friends. We had a very nice day and I told my friends of your wonderful gift.
By the way, there was $4 missing.
I think it might have been those bastards at the post office.  

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Explanation!

The wife came home early and found
Her husband in their bedroom making
Love to a very attractive young woman.

And she was somewhat upset. ‘You are a disrespectful pig!’ she cried. ‘How dare
You do this to me — a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I’m leaving you.
I want a divorce right away!’

The husband replied, ‘Hang on just a
Minute, love, so at least I can tell you what
Happened.’ ‘Fine, go ahead,’ she sobbed,’
But they’ll be the last words you’ll say to me!’

The husband began — ‘Well, I was getting into the car to drive home, and this young
Lady here asked me for a lift. She looked
So down and out and defenseless that I
Took pity on her and let her into the car.

I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me she hadn’t eaten for three days.

So, in my compassion, I brought her home
And warmed up the enchiladas I made for
You last night, the ones you wouldn’t eat because you’re afraid you’ll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.

“Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were
Dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away.Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you’ve had for
A few years, but don’t wear because you
Say they’re too tight.

I also gave her the underwear that was
Your anniversary present, which you don’t wear because I don’t have good taste.

I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don’t wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots
You bought at the expensive boutique and don’t wear because someone at work has a pair the same.’

The husband took a quick breath and continued – ‘She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I
Walked her to the door, she turned to
Me with tears in her eyes and said,

‘Please … Do you have anything
Else that your wife doesn’t use?