The New Pet

 



The Centipede
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A single guy decided life would be more fun if he had a pet.
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So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.
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After some discussion he finally bought a talking centipede (100-legged bug) which came in a little white box to use for his house.
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He took the box back home, found a good spot for it and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to church with him.
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So he asked the centipede in the box,
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“Would you like to go to church with me today?



We will have a good time.”
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But there was no answer from his new pet.
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This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked again,



“How about going to church with me and receive blessings?”
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But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet.



So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.
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The guy decided to invite the centipede one last time.
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This time he put his face up against the centipede’s house and shouted,
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“Hey, in there! Would you like to go
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to church


with me ?



and learn

about God?”
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YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS ……
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This time a little voice came out of the box
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“I heard you the first time!



I’m still putting my shoes on!”
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