Terrorism High Alert Causing Me Problems

When I was at the checkout and ready to pay for my groceries the cashier said, “Strip down, facing me.”

Making a mental note so I could complain to my local MP about this security rubbish, I did just as she had instructed.

After the shrieking and hysterical remarks finally subsided, I found out
that she was referring to how I should position my banking card.

Nonetheless, I’ve been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

They need to make their instructions a little clearer for seniors.

I hate this getting older stuff. 

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