HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU’RE OLD ,AND DON’T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.

George  Phillips, an elderly man from Walled Lake, Michigan, was going  up to bed, when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the  garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened  the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in  the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked “Is  someone in your house?” He said “No,” but some people are breaking  into my garden shed and stealing from me.

Then the police dispatcher  said “All patrols are busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will  be along when one is available”

George said, “Okay.” He hung up  the phone and counted to 30. Then he phoned the police again. “Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were  people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don’t have to worry about  them now because I just shot and killed them both; the dogs are eating  them right now,” and he hung up.

Within five minutes, six Police  Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic  and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips’ residence, and caught the  burglars red-handed.

One of the Policemen said to George,  “I thought you said that you’d shot them!”
George said, “I thought you  said there was nobody available!”

(True  Story)

LOVE IT!
Don’t  mess with old  people.

 

(Ed – True story? – you be the judge – http://www.snopes.com/crime/safety/response.asp)

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