She Had 4 Husbands‏

She Had 4 Husbands‏

The local news  station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time.

The  interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to  be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband’s occupation.. “He’s  a funeral director,” she answered. “Interesting,” the newsman  thought…

He then  asked her if she wouldn’t mind telling him a little about her first three  husbands and what they did for a living. She paused for a few moments,  needing time to reflect on all those years. After a short time, a smile came  to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she had first married  a banker when she was in her 20’s, then a circus ringmaster when in her  40’s, and a preacher when in her 60’s, and now – in her 80’s – a funeral  director. The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she  had married four men with such diverse careers.

(Wait for  it)

She  smiled and explained, “I married one for the money, two for the show, three  to get ready, and four to go.”

(Oh, just hush-up  and send this one on to somebody who needs a laugh.)


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