the nurse

A very tired nurse walks into a bank, totally  exhausted after an 18-hour shift. Preparing to write a cheque, she  pulls a rectal thermometer out  of her purse and tries to write with  it.
When  she realizes her mistake, she looks at   the flabbergasted teller, and  without missing a beat, she says:

‘Well,  that’s just great……some  arsehole’s got my  pen!’

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