Wonderful Definitions‏

Wonderfully described definitions

CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco
Rolled in paper
With fire at one end
And a fool at the other! 

MARRIAGE:
It’s an agreement
Wherein
A man loses his bachelors degree
And a woman gains her masters 

LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information
From the notes of the lecturer
To the notes of students
Without passing through the minds
Of either 

CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man
Multiplied by the
Number present 

COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing
A cake in such a way that
Everybody believes
He got the biggest piece 

TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which
Masculine will power is
Defeated by feminine water-power! 

CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks,
Nobody listens
And everybody disagrees later on 

ECSTASY:
A feeling when you feel
You are going to feel
A feeling
You have never felt before 

CLASSIC:
A book
Which people praise,
But never read 

SMILE:
A curve
That can set
A lot of things straight! 

OFFICE:
A place
Where you can relax
After your strenuous
Home life

YAWN:
The only time
When some married men
Ever get to open
Their mouth 

EXPERIENCE:
The name
Men give
To their
Mistakes 

DIPLOMAT:
A person
Who tells you
To go to hell
In such a way
That you actually look forward
To the trip 

OPTIMIST:
A person
Who while falling
From EIFFEL TOWER
Says in midway
“SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!” 

MISER:
A person
Who lives poor
So that
He can die RICH!

FATHER:
A banker
Provided by
Nature 

BOSS:
Someone
Who is early
When you are late
And late
When you are early 

POLITICIAN:
One who
Shakes your hand
Before elections
And your Confidence
Later 

DOCTOR:
A person
Who kills
Your ills
By pills,
And kills you
By his bills!

“Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.”

 

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