Scottish Joke

An octopus walks into a bar and says “I can play ANY musical instrument going.”
An Englishman gives him a guitar which he plays better than Hendrix.
Irishman gives him a piano which he plays better than Elton John.
Then a Scotsman throws him a set of bag pipes.
The Octopus fumbles about for a couple of minutes and the Scotsman says “What’s wrong can ye no play it?”
The Octopus replies “Play it? – I’m gonna screw her brains out once I get her pajamas off!!!
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