Colonoscopy‏

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All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
Trying to decide who was the one in charge.

Colonoscopy‏004“I should be in charge,” said the brain, “Because I run all the body’s systems, so without me nothing would happen.”

“I should be in charge,” said the blood, “Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you’d all waste away.”

“I should be in charge,” said the stomach,” Because I process food and give all of you energy.”

Colonoscopy‏005“I should be in charge,” said the legs, “because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.”

Colonoscopy‏006“I should be in charge,” said the eyes, “Because I allow the body to see where it goes.”

Colonoscopy‏007“I should be in charge,” said the rectum, “Because I’m responsible for waste removal.”

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum

And insulted him,
So in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache,
The stomach was bloated,
The legs got wobbly,
The eyes got watery,
And the blood was toxic..
They all decided that the rectum should be the boss
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The Moral of the story?
Even though the others do all the work…
The ass hole is usually in charge

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If you don’t send this to at least 4 people….
who gives a poop !

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