You think you have lived to be 80 plus and know who you are, then along comes
someone and blows it all to hell!
An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight jacket
and ordered a cup of coffee.

As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman
sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked,

Are you a real pilot?

He replied, ‘Well, I’ve spent my whole life flying planes, first Stearmans, then
the early Grummans… Flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later in the
Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I’ve taught more than 260 people to fly
and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you?

She said, ‘I’m a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon
as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think
about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems
everything makes me think of naked women.’

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a young man sat down
on the other side of the old pilot and asked:

Are you a real pilot?”

He replied, ‘I always thought I was, but I just found out I’m a lesbian.’
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