A man was ordered by his doctor to lose 75 lbs. As he wondered how in the heck he would ever do that, he ran across an ad in the newspaper for a GUARANTEED WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM.

“Guaranteed. Yeah right!” he thought to himself. But desperate, he called

them up and subscribed to the 3-day / 10 pound weight loss program.

The next day there was a knock on his door, and when he answered,

there stood before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19-year-old young lady

dressed in nothing but air, some Nike running shoes, and a sign around her

neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.

The sign read, “If you can catch me, you can have me!”


Without a second thought he took off after her. A few miles later,

huffing and puffing, he finally caught her and had his way with her.

After they were through and she left, he thought to himself, “I like the

way this company does business!” The same girl showed up for the next two

days and the same thing happened. On the fourth day, he weighed himself

and was delighted to find he had lost 10 lbs. as promised.

He called the company and ordered their 5-day / 20 pound program. The

next day there was a knock on the door and there stood the most stunning,

beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life, wearing nothing but

Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that read, “If you catch

me, you can have me.”


He was out the door after her like a shot. This girl was in excellent shape

and it took him a while to catch her, but when he did, it is worth every

cramp and wheeze.


For the next four days, the same routine happened. Much to his delight, on

the fifth day, he weighed himself and found he had lost another 20 lbs, as



He decided to go for broke and called the company to order the 7-day/ 50 pound

program. “Are you sure?” asked the representative on the phone.

“This is our most rigorous program.”


“Absolutely,” he replied, “I haven’t felt this good in years”

The next day there was a knock at the door and when he opened it he

found a muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes

and a sign around his neck that read, “If I catch you, you’re mine.”

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