A dinner out

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Jew went out to dinner together in Glasgow.
They ate like princes and drank only the best Scotch, liqueurs, etc.
No holds barred on desserts.  Only the best for each of them.
When the waiter came with the (big) bill, he asked who he should give it to.
The Scotsman spoke up right away, and said “give the bill to me to me, laddie, I’m taking care of this!”

**The next morning the newspaper headline read:  “Jewish ventriloquist found strangled by the river”.**

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