Sixty’s Hits Are Being Revised

Some of the artists of the 60’s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers who can remember doing the “Limbo as if it were yesterday. Seems as though I know them all! 
include:Bobby Darin —
Splish, Splash, I Was Havin’ A Flash

Herman’s Hermits —

Mrs. Brown, You’ve Got a Lovely Walker

Ringo Starr—

I Get By With A Little Help From Depends

The Bee Gees —
How Can You Mend A Broken Hip?

Roberta Flack—
The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face
Johnny Cash —
I Can’t See Clearly Now.

Pau Simon —
Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver

The Commodores —
Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom

Procol Harum —

A Whiter Shade Of Hair?

Leo Sayer —
 You Make Me Feel Like Napping

The Temptations —
 Papa’s Got A Kidney Stone

ABBA — Denture Queen 

“You haven’t seen my teeth have you Wilma?
Tony Orlando —
Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall
Helen Reddy —
I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore
Leslie Gore—
It’s My Procedure, and I’ll Cry If I Want To
And Last but NOT least…
Willie Nelson —
On the Commode Again

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