MY PRIVATE PART DIED

An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.  Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong.  “Yes, Nurse Tracy” ,said Mr. Wallace.
“My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.”
Knowing that her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes just a bit crazy, she replied “Oh, I’m so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my condolences.”
The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out of his pajamas. He met Nurse Tracy. “Mr. Wallace,” she said, “You shouldn’t be walking down the hall like that.
Please put it back inside your pajamas.”
“But Nurse Tracy, I can’t.”  Replied Mr. Wallace. ” I told you yesterday that my Private Part died. ” Yes you did”, said Nurse Tracy, “but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?”
“Well”, he replied, “today is viewing day.”
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