Dad’s Reply

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66).
We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours – green, red,
orange, and blue.

My dad kept staring at her.


The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time.

When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked:
“What’s the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?”

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not
choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!

In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid …


“Got stoned once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if
you might be my kid.”
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