Poker Players Rule OK.

Two couples were playing poker one evening.

Ed accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Bill’s wife wasn’t wearing any underwear! Shocked by seeing this, Ed tried to sit back up again, but hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.

Later, Ed went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bill’s wife followed him and asked, ‘Did you see anything that you like under there?’ Surprised by her boldness, Ed admitted that, well indeed he did.

She said, ‘Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500.’

After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this offer, Ed confirms that he is interested.

She told him that her husband Bill would be very busy with work on Friday afternoon, and that he should be at her house around 2 p.m.

When Friday rolled around, Ed showed up at Bill’s house at 2 p.m.. sharp – and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500 – they went to the bedroom and performed their duties to close their transaction, as agreed upon. Ed quickly dressed and left.

As usual, Bill came home from work at 6 p.m. And upon arriving, asked his wife: ‘Did Ed come by the house this afternoon?’

With a lump in her throat She answered ‘Why yes, he did stop by for a few minutes this afternoon.’

Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, ‘And did he give you $500?’

Using her best poker face, she replied, ‘Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500.’

Bill, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying, ‘He came by the office this morning and borrowed $500 from me. He promised he’d stop by our house this afternoon on his way home and pay me back.’

Now THAT, my friends, is a poker player

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