Lifesavers!

A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first graders
using a bowl of Lifesavers He gave all of the children the same kind of
lifesaver one at a time and asked them to identify them by color and flavor.

The children began to say:

“Red……………….cherry”

“Purple……………grapes”

“Green…………….lime”

“Orange……………orange”

Finally, the professor gave them all honey Lifesavers. After eating them for
a few moments none of the children could identify the taste. “Well,” he
said, “I’ll give you all a clue It’s what your mother may sometimes call
your father.”

One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled, “Everybody,
spit them out … they’re assholes!!!”

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