To the tune of Grease…..

“Grease”
Bill: “Summer intern, had me a blast”
Monica: “White house intern, happened so fast”
Bill: “Met a girl, crazy for me”
Monica: “Met the prez, down on my knees”
Bill: “Summer days, sucking away, oh, i, but those summer nights”
Grand Jury: “Well, ah.. well, ah….well, ah. uh. Tell us more,tell us more”

Linda Tripp: “Try to remember your best”
Grand Jury: “Tell us more, tell us more”
Kenneth Starr: “Did he come on your dress?”
Grand Jury: Uh-huh….Uh-huh…Uh-huh….
Grand Jury: Uh-huh….Uh-huh….Uh-huh….

Bill: “Wanted to screw her but she had a cramp”
Monica: “The prez is sexy – he makes my panties damp”
Bill: “She gave me head, right in the White House”
Monica: “I said OK, just don’t come in my mouth”
Bill: “Summer days, gobbling away, oh, i, but those summer nights”
Grand Jury:”Well, ah.. well, ah….well, ah. uh. Tell us more, tell us more”

Linda Tripp: “He sounds like a swell guy”
Grand Jury:”Tell us more, tell us more”
Kenneth Starr:”Did he tell you to lie?”

(Slower now)

Bill: “Press found out, it turned into a mess”
Monica: “He gave me fifty bucks to buy a new dress”
Bill: “She promised to lie, she made a vow”
Monica: “Wonder who is servicing him now”
Bill & Monica: “Sex filled dreams, ripped at the seams
But………oh Tho-hose…….. White House… Nights”

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