Oh, Monica!

What do Monica Lewinsky and Soda Pop machines have in common?
They both have slots which say “Insert ‘Bill” here.”
What help wanted ad did Monica Lewinsky answer?
Be a White House intern, and get a taste of the Presidency!
There’s a new Bill Clinton computer coming out soon.
It will have a six inch hard drive, but no memory
What’s the difference between Clinton and a screw driver?
A screw driver turns in screws and Clinton screws interns.
What did they find in the pocket of Monica’s dress?
A wad of Bill’s
Bill’s nickname for Hillary is, “My little buttercup”
His nickname for Monica? “My little suctioncup”

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