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F*ck That: A Guided Meditation

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Why Tomatoes Are Fruits, and Strawberries Aren’t Berries

The Safety Truck

11 Facts Everyone Should Know About Dementia

http://www.buzzfeed.com/alzheimerssociety/facts-you-didnt-know-about-dementia

Penguin vs Diving Board

Sperm Whale Encounter

If you think squirrels on the roof are a problem!

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now that is a problem

Mom! Where are your glasses?

I love this one!!!!  I would never be able to think of a reply like this!!

Mom  Where are your glasses
Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me again, asking why I didn’t do something useful with my time.
“Like sitting around the pool and drinking wine is not a good thing?” I asked.
Talking about my  “doing-something-useful”  seems to be her favorite topic of conversation.
She was  “only thinking of me”, she said and suggested that I go down to the Senior Center and hang out with the guys.
I did this and when I got home last night, I decided to play a prank on her.
I e-mailed her and told her that I had joined a Parachute Club.
She replied,  “Are you nuts?  You are 78 years old and now you’re going to start jumping out of airplanes?”
I told her that I even got a Membership Card and e-mailed a copy to her.
She immediately telephoned me and yelled, “Good grief, Mom, where are your glasses?!
This is a Membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club.”
“Oh man, I’m in trouble again,” I said, “I really don’t know what to do. I signed up for five jumps a week!!”
The line went quiet and her friend picked up the phone and said that my daughter had fainted.
Life as a Senior Citizen is not getting any easier, but sometimes it can be fun.
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