This is so funny… Be sure to send this to your kids or relatives also so they will know what happened to you.
To help save the economy, the Government will announce next month that the Immigration Department will start deporting seniors (instead of illegals) in order to lower Social Security and Medicare costs. Older people are easier to catch and will not remember how to get back home. I started to cry when I thought of you. Then it dawned on me…oh, shoot…I’ll see you on the bus.
Posted by John Mills on August 2, 2014
I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those cell phones that everyone has clipped onto their belt or purse. I can’t afford one. So, I’m wearing my garage door opener.
I also made a cover for my hearing aid and now I have what they call blue teeth, I think.
You know, I spent a fortune on deodorant before I realized that people didn’t like me anyway.
I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans!
I thought about making a fitness movie for folks my age, and call it ‘Pumping Rust’.
I’ve gotten that dreaded furniture disease. That’s when your chest is falling into your drawers!
When people see a cat’s litter box, they always say, ‘Oh, have you got a cat?’ Just once I want to say, ‘No, it’s for company!’
Employment application blanks always ask who is to be notified in case of an emergency. I think you should write, ‘A Good Doctor’!
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. Then, it dawned on me. They were cramming for their finals.
As for me, I’m just hoping God grades on the curve.
A penny saved is a government oversight.
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
He who hesitates is probably right.
Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are XL.
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
The sole purpose of a child’s middle name is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble..
Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know ‘why’ I look this way. I’ve traveled a long way and some of the roads weren’t paved.
When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth, think of Algebra.
One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young. Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
Lord, Keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth ..
Posted by John Mills on July 27, 2014
Posted by John Mills on July 26, 2014
This is not a joke, they do sell for $600.00 and they won’t be able to make them fast enough.
Here’s a one seater car that will get you back and forth to work on the cheap…
This $600 Volkswagen’s car gets 258 mpg, 109.687 km/l or 0,9 litre per 100 km!!!
This $600 car is not a toy; it is ready to be released in China next year.
The single seater aero car totes VW (Volkswagen) branding.
Volkswagen did a lot of very highly protected testing of this car in Germany; it was not announced until now where the car would make its first appearance…
The car was introduced at the VW stockholders meeting as the most economical car in the world!
The initial objective of the prototype was to prove that 1 litre of fuel could deliver 100 kilometres of travel.
Its Spartan interior does not sacrifice safety; the impact and roll-over protection is comparable to a GT
The aero design proved essential to getting the desired result.
The body is 3.47 meters long and just 1.25 meters wide, and a little over a meter high.
The prototype was made completely of carbon fibre and is not painted to save weight.
The power plant is a one cylinder diesel, positioned ahead of the rear axle and combined with an automatic shift controlled by a knob in the interior.
The Most Economic Car in the World will be on sale next year:
Better than Electric Car – 258 miles/gallon: IPO 2010 in Shanghai
This is a single-seat car From conception to production: 3 years and the company is headquartered in Hamburg , Germany .
Will be selling for 4000 Yuan, equivalent to US $600..
Gas tank capacity = 1.7 gallons
Speed = 62 – 74.6 Miles/hour
Fuel efficiency = 258 miles/gallon
Travel distance with a full tank = 404 miles or 646 km !!!
Posted by John Mills on July 24, 2014
Posted by John Mills on July 23, 2014
Posted by John Mills on July 22, 2014
HOPE THESE MAKE EVERYONE SMILE
PAY ATTENTION MEN
YOUNG PEOPLE TODAY WON’T GET THIS ONE
WHY DIDN’T I THINK OF THAT
WOW ANOTHER COOL IDEA
OH HOW FUNNY
THIS MAN JUST RESTORED FAITH IN HUMANITY
SAD BUT TRUE, ADAM CAN YOU DO THIS TO MINE, PLEASE
YEP I USE THEM FOR CAT LITTER, IT’S CALLED REPURPOSING
LOVE THIS ONE
Posted by John Mills on June 27, 2014
Are you GETTING TOO old to DRIVE this Car?
No joke! Scary! But true? Scroll down
The New 2014 Mercedes Benz SCL 600
Pretty, isn’t it?
What’s different about this car?
OR even this…
Here is the real difference
No Steering Wheel
No Pedals either
You drive this car with a joystick
Do you think that you can drive with a joystick?
Your kids and
Grand kids sure can.
Influence of video games in our lives
Has really arrived, wouldn’t you
But there is more!
The SCARY THOUGHT is:
NOW a 3-YEAR-OLD can STEAL your car
AND DRIVE IT BETTER THAN YOU CAN !
- Start checking the senior bus schedule!!!!
Posted by John Mills on March 20, 2014
Posted by John Mills on March 1, 2014
This is cool, I’m SO happy I know this now!
(via a Facebook friend)
Posted by John Mills on February 3, 2014