VERY progressive!!

 

Want to see why the Germans have a positive trade balance,in spite of paying workers some of the highest wages in the world?

Watch this: It is truly incredible.

Animator vs. Animation IV

Sign Language

(Shared by a friend from a friend …. on Facebook- Ed)

I was working in the garden this weekend and my wife was about to take a shower.
I realized that I couldn’t find the rake.. I yelled up to my wife,
“Where is the rake?”
She couldn’t hear me and she shouted back, “What?”
So I pointed to my eye, and then I pointed to my knee and made a raking motion.
Then my wife wasn’t sure and said “What?”
I repeated the gestures.”Eye – Kneed – The Rake”
My wife replied that she understands and signals back.
She first points to her eye,
Next she points to her left breast, then she points to her backside, and finally to her crotch….
Well, there is no way in hell I could even come close to that one.
Exasperated, I went upstairs and asked her, “What the hell was that?
She replies,
“Eye – Left Tit – Behind – The Bush”

Amazing Pics

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This Is Our Future World

The world’s first virtual shopping center opened in Korea.

All the products are just LCD screens that allow you to order the items by touching the screen.

When you get to the counter, your items are already bagged and ready to go.

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A cellphone you can bend as much as you like and it will still do everything a smart phone does.

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Your personal computer ring can play music, check your email, give you alerts and even allows you to browse or chat with others.

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This man is demonstrating the ability of his prosthetic eye, which has a camera installed in it.

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No longer using the camping stove just for cooking, a new line of camping stoves use the heat energy to power up lights and charge your phones or anything else you can charge by USB cable.

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This trash can follows you around and calculates where to stand to catch your thrown garbage!

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This motion tracking table morphs its surface to mimic your movements, allowing you to control objects from the other side of the planet if you so choose.

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This windowed door turns opaque whenever you lock it.

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This incredible app translates signs from video and in real time!

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The new ‘Google Fiber’ has started deploying, and will offer users an internet connection that is about 100 times faster than what they are currently using.

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When did car panels start looking like this advanced?

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A stop sign using water to project the image

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An example of the new E-Ink in action.

An ink that stay flat on the page and can be printed but still moves on the printer page.

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All of the functions these items that we used 20 years ago… Are now done by a single smartphone.

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New casts can be printed with a 3D printer, are lighter, more comfortable and just as strong.

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Bionic hands are now so advanced they can perform even delicate and complex movements.

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SMILE!!

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HOW TO HANDLE A PROBLEM NEIGHBOR 


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The Ass Family!

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Boy Genius!  


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Good Reason to Wear Pajamas to Bed!!! 


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Tattoo Of The Year 


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Latest Grill Accessories 
These are a must have!


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It doesn’t matter how many people you send this to, just remember if it made you smile, your friends will probably smile too!

Help the economy…‏

This is so funny… Be sure to send this to your kids or relatives also so they will know what happened to you.
 
Help the economy
To help save the economy, the Government will announce next month that the Immigration Department will start deporting seniors (instead of illegals) in order to lower Social Security and Medicare costs.  Older people are easier to catch and will not remember how to get back home.  I started to cry when I thought of you.  Then it dawned on me…oh, shoot…I’ll see you on the bus.

Ramblings of a Retired Mind

 

 

I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those cell phones that everyone has clipped onto their belt or purse.  I can’t afford one.  So, I’m  wearing my garage door opener.

 


 

I also made a cover for my  hearing aid and now I have what they call blue teeth, I think.

 


 

You know, I spent a fortune on deodorant before I realized that people didn’t like me anyway.

 


 

I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans!

 


 

I thought about  making a fitness movie for folks my age, and call it ‘Pumping Rust’.

 


 

I’ve gotten that dreaded furniture disease.  That’s when your chest is falling into your drawers!

 


 

When people see a cat’s litter box, they always say, ‘Oh, have you got a cat?’  Just once I want to say, ‘No, it’s for company!’

 


 

Employment application blanks always ask who is to be notified in case of an emergency.  I think you should write, ‘A Good Doctor’!

 


 

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older.  Then, it dawned on me.  They were cramming for their finals.

 

 

As for me, I’m just hoping God grades on the curve.

 


 

A penny saved is a government oversight.

 


 

The older you get,  the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.

 


 

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

 


 

He who hesitates is probably right.

 


 

Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are XL.

 


 

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

 


 

The sole purpose of a child’s middle name is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble..

 


 

Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

 


 

Some people try to turn back their odometers.  Not me, I want people to know ‘why’ I look this way.  I’ve traveled a long way and some of the roads weren’t paved.

 


 

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth, think of Algebra.

 


 

One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.  Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

 


 

Lord, Keep your arm  around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth ..
… AMEN

 

10 things we didn’t know last week

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-magazine-monitor-28480687

China’s New “LITTLE CAR” aka “THE HIGHWAY SUPPOSITORY.”‏

This is not a joke, they do sell for $600.00 and they won’t be able to make them fast enough.
Here’s a one seater car that will get you back and forth to work on the cheap…
This $600 Volkswagen’s car gets 258 mpg, 109.687 km/l or 0,9 litre per 100 km!!!
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This $600 car is not a toy; it is ready to be released in China next year.
The single seater aero car totes VW (Volkswagen) branding.
Volkswagen did a lot of very highly protected testing of this car in Germany; it was not announced until now where the car would make its first appearance…
The car was introduced at the VW stockholders meeting as the most economical car in the world!
The initial objective of the prototype was to prove that 1 litre of fuel could deliver 100 kilometres of travel.
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Its Spartan interior does not sacrifice safety; the impact and roll-over protection is comparable to a GT

racing cars.

The aero design proved essential to getting the desired result.
The body is 3.47 meters long and just 1.25 meters wide, and a little over a meter high.
The prototype was made completely of carbon fibre and is not painted to save weight.

The power plant is a one cylinder diesel, positioned ahead of the rear axle and combined with an automatic shift controlled by a knob in the interior.

The Most Economic Car in the World will be on sale next year:

Better than Electric Car – 258 miles/gallon: IPO 2010 in Shanghai
This is a single-seat car  From conception to production: 3 years and the company is headquartered in Hamburg , Germany .
Will be selling for 4000 Yuan, equivalent to US $600..
Gas tank capacity = 1.7 gallons
Speed = 62 – 74.6 Miles/hour
Fuel efficiency = 258 miles/gallon
Travel distance with a full tank = 404 miles or 646 km !!!

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